Inspiration For Your Home Office

Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals.

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen.

I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? You’re a killer. I catch killers. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. Keep your mind limber. This man is a knight in shining armor.

I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Hello, Dexter Morgan. I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. You all right, Dexter? I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!

1. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.
2. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.
3. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.

I have a dark side, too. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be. Makes me a … scientist. I’m really more an apartment person. I have a dark side, too.

I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. I’m doing mental jumping jacks. I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before.

• Like a sloth. I can do that.
• Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client.
• I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.

I have a dark side, too. You look…perfect. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. This man is a knight in shining armor. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen.

I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I’m generally confused most of the time. I like seafood. This man is a knight in shining armor. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo.

Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am. I am not a killer. I’m really more an apartment person.

Cops, another community I’m not part of. You all right, Dexter? I’m doing mental jumping jacks. Tell him time is of the essence. I like seafood. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals.

Hello, Dexter Morgan. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. You’re a killer. I catch killers.

You look…perfect. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight in shining armor.

Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment.

I’m generally confused most of the time. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. I’m really more an apartment person. I like seafood. Hello, Dexter Morgan.

You look…perfect. Watching ice melt. This is fun. God created pudding, and then he rested. I’m partial to air conditioning. You’re a killer. I catch killers.

I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I’m really more an apartment person. I have a dark side, too. You all right, Dexter?

Only you could make those words cute. I’m really more an apartment person. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. You’re a killer. I catch killers. Tell him time is of the essence.